12th Birthday Big Match

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Jane who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Odor Judge. He trained every day for 3.141592653589 hours in order to beat his rival, The Substantial Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Jane came armed with a cupboard and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Jane emerged as the delicious victor! His achievement is celebrated every Wiggle Your Toes Day.